Har du noen gang blitt anbefalt en skive som absolutt ikke var det du var ute etter?

En kompis av meg, la oss kalle han, Ronny Muggerud, ble kontaktet av en fyr fra utlandet. Det viste seg at personen var veldig stor norsk black-metal entusiast og ønsket tips på skiver han burde kjøpe før han tok turen til Norge for å oppleve vårt spennende black-metal samfunn med egne øyne.

Ikke kjøp skiver du får anbefalt av folk du ikke kjenner

Vel, Ronnys anbefalinger, var muligens ikke akkurat det han var ute etter allikevel og slik gikk det hele til:

De medvirkende:
Person 1 (tilreisende utlending og norsk black-metal entusiast)
Person 2 (Ronny Muggerud)

Person 1: 
Hi! I’m planning a trip to Norway next year, and I want to be prepared. With Norwegian artist / band that plays the most evil and satanic music? I’ll order the CD’s, I think.

Person 2: A group called DDE (Devils Death Ensemble) have released some classic satanic art. Some of their trax: «Her blir det liv» (Resurrect the dead) «Vinsjan på kaia» (Hanged by Satan) «Vi skal sjå sola ned i havet» (Bringing down the sun) «Rai Rai» (Kill Kill) and «E6» (Road to hell) are truly desecrating songs designed to bring forth visions of torment and hell. A crazy gang of devil worshippers. 
Grellt! But the most evil and satanic art from Norway is delivered by a guy who calls himself «Sputnik» (-Satan- from old Norse literature). Check out anything this guy has done. 
He is truly evil incarnated. Truly a bad ass motherfucker.

Person 1: Hi, Ronny Muggerud 
Thank you for the recommendations.! Yesterday I ordered some cd’s of DDE and SPUTNIK. 
I’m looking forward to enjoy some dark, evil music from the crib of black 
metal, Norway. Do they scream and growl in English or Norwegian? To the others who have replied, please write in English as i do not speak Norwegian (other than a few words. Sputnik / Satan!). And why is Garth Brooks mentioned? 
Country is crap!

Person 2: 
DDE growls in an ancient dialect hailing from the Viking-age; trøndersk. 
Sputnik uses a form of dialect not heard in Norway since the black plague. He is actually a very intellectual guy, he has a master-degree in ancient Norse linguistics. You will not regret checking out these masters of evil. Enjoy and Burn in hell my foreign friend. See you at Inferno & be sure to promote DDE and SPUTNIK to all your friends 
and allies. Hail!

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